This morning, I was returning to my apartment with the morning papers when a guy, appearing to be in his late 20's by best guess, sidled up to me.
Him: "Do you have a cigarette?"
Me: "No. I don't smoke."
Him: "Do you have 75 cents?"
Me: "No."
Him: "Can I pee on you?"
Thankfully, he walked away before even trying that. The last I saw of this goof, he sat down for a moment on the doorstep of the pizzeria two doors away as I entered my building. When I ventured out again 2 minutes later to go to work, he was gone, perhaps to ply the same routine on some other unsuspecting citizen. Just what I didn't need to start my day.
Was there a puddle on the doorstep?
ReplyDeleteI walked by and didn't see a puddle. Like I said, he sat there at least for a moment to rest, I would assume.
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