Weasel of the Week: Larry Klayman

Mr. Klayman is a lawyer who has made headlines this week by filing a petition calling for---get this!---the deportation of President Obama.

SAY WHAT???

Klayman, clearly, is representing the last hope of the birthers, who just won't give up on their mindless belief that Obama was not born in this country. Klayman has gone so far as to claim that the birth certificate issued in Hawaii is a forgery fraught with errors. However, that same certificate has been certified as authentic many times over, and, just when you thought this nonsense had finally died down, along comes some other jackass to start it up again.

My advice to this ambulance chasing idiot is, simply, get over it. There will be another election 2 years from now, and someone else will be in the White House, and Obama will likely return to Chicago and live out the rest of his days in peace. Since business is SO slow at your law office, Mr. Klayman, it's clear you're just looking for attention. What you're getting, bubbelah, is a set of Weasel ears, because, just like the rest of the birthers, you don't get it.