"How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic!"--Will "Fresh Prince" Smith, "Parents Just Don't Understand", 1987.
Does anyone have a clue what this woman is saying?
The Republicans put up Melissa Carone as a "star witness" in a hearing where the disgraced former Mayor of New York City, Rudy Goofiani, continued to perpetuate the insane notion that last month's election was rigged. Unfortunately, it got to the point where, reports say, that Goofiani had to try shut down his "witness". Goofiani and his client, America's Oldest Baby, are fighting a losing battle just to show the Legion of The Brainwashed that President Trump is still "fighting the good fight" for them. Yeah, sure he is. If this was a Broadway show, it'd have already closed by now.
A good, credible lawyer can discuss a case with a mature, intelligent client, and not have many issues. Giuliani had been out of practicing law for nearly 3 decades before signing on to Team Pampers, thus flushing his career down the toilet right behind Trump. Brian Tyler Cohen showed clips of Catone's "testimony", but I had no clue what in the blue hizell she was talking about, so I didn't bother using the video.
Anyway, Ms. Carone has a prize coming for her Golden Raspberry-worthy acting:
If I'm NY Attorney General Letitia James, I'd start thinking about getting Goofiani disbarred before putting the full court press on Trump.......!
Did anyone else seem to think that Ms. Carone may have been a little tipsy? I would asked her "Ma'am, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?". That inquiry was like a SNL sketch, only for real.
ReplyDeleteTipsy and or high on cocaine, for all we know.
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