As Texas recovers from a week of uncharacteristically cold, freezing temperatures, and Senator Ted Cruz was predictably parodied on Saturday Night Live, leading to his joining relief efforts, which he should've been doing in the first place, more morons are emerging with conspiracy theories that sound like they came out of a bad B movie.
These goobers are posting on Tik Tok that they think the snow & ice were faked last week, a grandiose scheme by President Biden to keep Texas from seceding from the US.
While Hollywood can create disasters with special effects, real life weather events cannot be faked. They tried to claim that the snowballs they found were fake, but according to a scientist who's seen this sort of thing before in Atlanta a few years back, the morons didn't complete the experiments. They only stopped short to make a false case for themselves. How much ya wanna bet some of these geeks are remnants of the Legion of The Brainwashed?
Trust me, I know extreme cold.
True story. Before moving into my current abode in 1979, my family had to gather snow and boil it into hot water for almost a month. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't fun, but we had no other choice.
They used to say, "Don't mess with Texas". I don't know about today's generation.
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