Fox Shmooze can't tell the truth, and they whine when someone has the facts......
Fox Shmooze's Spam Hannity just made a big mistake.
No, it's not the fact that he had Texas Senator Ted "Sea" Cruz on his show earlier this week. It's the fact that Hannity responded to Late Night host Seth Meyers' withering blast of Fox Shmooze's decision to continue to peddle false narratives about guns after a pair of mass murders in the last week. Hannity claims Meyers isn't funny? When was the last time Spam was at a comedy club? Or watched reruns of Meyers' old haunt, Saturday Night Live or any other comedy show?
Spam is only interested, as is his Fox Shmooze colleagues, like Laura Inkblot and Tabloid Carlson, in denigrading President Biden as much as possible to assuage the fractured collective ego of the GOPers.
Give a look at what Seth had to say earlier this week:
Spam Hannity is one of these braying jackasses perpetrating nothing but lies in front of a national television audience. Meyers deals in facts mixed in with comedy, something he learned from anchoring Weekend Update on SNL a few years back. If Hannity tries to pass off his claims as opinions, he's further off base than he thinks, just like his pal, Tabloid. Why do you think the late night hosts are getting more respect from the mainstream than you idiots? It's because they know what the public really wants to hear, not a bunch of whiny BS.
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Speaking of Laura Inkblot, she had Citizen Pampers on her show via telephone, and the former president, rapidly growing more delusional, if not senile, by the day, now claims the insurrectionists were doing a lot of hugging and kissing of Capitol Police 2 1/2 months ago. Sure, they were, Dumb Donald. Never mind jail, get him to Bellevue!
I mean, honestly, how do you hug someone when you've got a gun in your hand? Trump knows his sorry ass is going to be in a sling soon enough, but nothing he can say can cover up the video truth about what happened on January 6. And he had the nerve to say that Joe Biden had some mental issues? So far, Biden, despite recent gaffes, is looking more healthy than Trump was in his entire 4 years in Washington.
I can't watch Sean Hannity for more than a minute at a time, before my acid reflux kicks in. He's not a conservative, and never has been; he's a playground bully who found a way of making an adult career out of it. Personally, I think Hannity ("Scum Baggity" as I sometimes call him) ought to be punched in the mouth, frequently, and by someone who knows how. (Which I wouldn't do, mainly for that last reason; I might cut my hand on his hair.)
Okay, enough bad jokes.
Hannity has been doing his "Hate the D's" act for more than 20 years now (literally going back to the last century); all he does is change the names. As much as he hated the Clintons and Obama, Hard Hearted Han has really gone around the bend with Biden. It goes way past Trump Adoration Syndrome; I've suspected for some time now that it might be something personal (the two men have similar ethnic and social backgrounds).
No ... hold on; I don't want to go the "amateur shrink" route.
Jokes are really the safe route; punning his name (Fatt Assity, Uriah Heepity, Swamp Gassity, et al.), that's one way, and the possibilities are endless. Or if you want a more sophisticated approach: In the American Body Politic, Sean Hannity is the Flesh-eating Parasite. (Or substitute the ravaging disease of your choice.)
I never kidded myself that getting rid of Trump would solve all the problems. But TrumpVirus is omnivorous; its carriers (like Han the Sham, Tucker-with-a-capital-F, the Jittery Judge, Laura Aarrrgh, and the newbies at Newsmax and OANN) seem to multiply at will.
You know, being a recluse does have certain pleasures ...
I can't watch Sean Hannity for more than a minute at a time, before my acid reflux kicks in.
ReplyDeleteHe's not a conservative, and never has been; he's a playground bully who found a way of making an adult career out of it.
Personally, I think Hannity ("Scum Baggity" as I sometimes call him) ought to be punched in the mouth, frequently, and by someone who knows how.
(Which I wouldn't do, mainly for that last reason; I might cut my hand on his hair.)
Okay, enough bad jokes.
Hannity has been doing his "Hate the D's" act for more than 20 years now (literally going back to the last century); all he does is change the names.
As much as he hated the Clintons and Obama, Hard Hearted Han has really gone around the bend with Biden.
It goes way past Trump Adoration Syndrome; I've suspected for some time now that it might be something personal (the two men have similar ethnic and social backgrounds).
No ... hold on; I don't want to go the "amateur shrink" route.
Jokes are really the safe route; punning his name (Fatt Assity, Uriah Heepity, Swamp Gassity, et al.), that's one way, and the possibilities are endless.
Or if you want a more sophisticated approach:
In the American Body Politic, Sean Hannity is the Flesh-eating Parasite.
(Or substitute the ravaging disease of your choice.)
I never kidded myself that getting rid of Trump would solve all the problems.
But TrumpVirus is omnivorous; its carriers (like Han the Sham, Tucker-with-a-capital-F, the Jittery Judge, Laura Aarrrgh, and the newbies at Newsmax and OANN) seem to multiply at will.
You know, being a recluse does have certain pleasures ...
And what about the funny names I came up with?
ReplyDeleteWatching that Hannity clip, I wonder if he & Trump share the same hairstylist as Jimmy Johnson, the former Cowboys coach. Never out of place.