Dunce Cap Award: Marjorie Taylor Greene

 Welp, you knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

I think by now Marjorie Taylor Greene knows that she's going to be a one-term wonder in Congress, and on Friday, she took some more heat for equating a continuing mask mandate in the House of Representatives with the Holocaust in World War II.

"Are you sure she actually graduated?"

Oh, I think she did, Mortimer, but at this point, she's auditioning for a future job with Fox Shmooze, so she and fellow airhead Kayleigh McEnany can host their own show. I think if you x-ray'd her brain, you'd find her brain cells were surgically replaced with peach pits.

Anyway, she also accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of being mentally ill. Like, look in the mirror, Dumb Dora!

"Isn't Pelosi old enough to be her mother?"

Yes, she is, and a walking embodiment, along with Senators Pruneface (Mitch McConnell) and Moldy (Lindsey) Graham, of why we need term limits and/or age limits in Congress. And for Mushmind to pursue a high school level feud with Alex From The Block (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) is just asking for trouble.

Getting back to the subject at hand, Mushmind's pathetic trolling for attention got her in trouble on Twitter, to be sure, and almost certainly will merit a response from the Anti-Defamation League and other groups. What she's getting from this desk, of course, is a Dunce Cap.

"But does she know what that is?"

Oh, I'm sure she does. She probably got a few of those when she was in grade school. She probably thinks the "Legally Blonde" movies were her inspiration for her career. And since she's on tour with Matt "Swinging" Gaetz, they're probably doing things together that they shouldn't........