The GOPer game plan in 2021: Lie, deny, revise history, and just be stupid enough to think their base is the same way

 The late Robin Williams titled one of his comedy albums, "Reality.....What a Concept". Apparently, the Repugnants have decided to adopt that philosophy, but they're denying reality.

For example, Texas Rep. "Screwy" Louie Gohmert was on the House floor Friday, trying to defend the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol, painting the Trump supporters as, get this, political prisoners.

HELLO, MCFLY! THE VIDEOS ARE STILL OUT THERE! THESE IDIOTS INCRIMINATED THEMSELVES, YOU SELF-SERVING DOOFUS!

After Schuylerville's Elise Stefanik was appointed to replace Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney as the #3 Republican on Friday, House Minority Leader/Minister of Propaganda Kevin "The Body Snatcher" McCarthy tried to say, just because they were in the same room with President Biden, that all was well, but, yet, they continue to bend the knees and kiss the ring of former president Pecos Pampers (Donald Trump), coddling the delusional, paranoid man-child by pushing his agenda that the election was stolen, when it clearly wasn't.

 CAN SOMEONE CHECK TO SEE IF MCCARTHY WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN A POD? JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

And, then, you have the House's Duchess of Dumb, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, still trying to pick a fight with Alex From The Block (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez), out in the open, like a schoolyard bully. AOC, for her part, dismissed Mushmind's taunts by likening them to the rude barroom customers she used to eject when she was a bartender.

Unfortunately, Mushmind is trying to re-position herself as a victim, because that's what Repugnants do to deceive their base.

By the way, we know Elise Stefanik is kissing the ring of Citizen Pampers to advance her career, nothing more. Prolonged exposure to him, however, could be fatal. Just sayin'.

Finally, certain Repugnants, including Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, are making up a story pinning a recent shortage of Polynesian sauces at Chick-Fil-A restaurants on President Biden. This has been forwarded by Ted "Sea" Cruz and Fox Shmooze. Farron Cousins explains.

Why do they lie so much? Because it's easier for them to deceive their base than telling the truth. These idiots tried to pin the recent gas shortage, triggered by a supplier being hacked, causing panic buying, on Biden, but that didn't work, obviously. Repugnants would rather ignore facts to advance their agenda. However, their false god, Trump, is on the hot seat, as there's reports he could be extradited to New York, something that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis could object to, but I don't know if he can object if the Federal Government implements the extradition order instead of New York. DeSantis has done enough stupid things in service to Citizen Pampers, but this would torpedo his Presidential chances in 2024. Stay tuned.