Friday, June 25, 2021

Mike Whinedell now says Citizen Pampers won the election. Would someone wake him up from his delusions already?

 In a sketch on The Carol Burnett Show, which pre-dated the spinoff, Mama's Family, Thelma Harper (Vicki Lawrence) berates daughter Eunice (Burnett) by telling her she has "splinters in the windmills of your mind". You've seen that excerpt in infomercials for video collections of the Burnett show.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell definitely has splinters in the windmills of his mind, and they're probably broken pieces of said windmills. How else to explain his latest outrageous claim, this one in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, that Donald Trump actually won the 2020 election, but Whinedell won't disclose his findings until he goes before the Supreme Court.

Farron Cousins breaks it all down.


I've said this all along. If you've got the evidence, bring it forward now so we all can see it. Don't withhold it for something that isn't going to happen. In other words, Whinedell is not going to be before the Supreme Court any time soon, unless he's handcuffed and in a straitjacket.

This is definitely not Christian behavior, and Whinedell, like a lot of Christians, was deceived by Citizen Pampers. We took a few moments to locate one of Whindell's advisors....


"Duuhhh, no comment!"

Predictable.

2 comments:

  1. Old joke (and getting older all the time):

    Reporter: So, Mr. Trump, which is it? Boxers or briefs?

    Trump: (Shrugging his shoulders) ... depends ...

    Hey, I liked it ...

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  2. Trying an old Bill Clinton joke with Trump? I am so sorry I couldn't supply a rimshot.

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