When the wild GOPers howl, who listens?

 As the investigation continues into the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol, certain GOPers are making idle threats to telecommunications companies, claiming Verizon, T-Mobile, et al, would be shut down if they turn over any information to the committee investigating the incident.

And who are these idiotic GOPers? Who else? Empty-G (Marjorie Taylor Greene) and Kevin "The Body Snatcher" McCarthy, who made their threats on Tuesday. Empty-G went on Tabloid Carlson's garbage hour on Fox Shmooze. McCarthy, earlier in the day, took to social media. The very fact that these two geeks are making the threats tells us one important thing. They are scared that the committee will find damaging evidence linking them and/or other GOPers, like Lindsey (Zing-a) Graham, DoorMatt Gaetz, Madison "Foghorn" Cawthorn, and, of course, Citizen Pampers himself, Donald Trump, to the rioters. 

For all the hot air that rises out of Capitol Hill, you'd swear they were making balloons as a side gig.

Speaking of Trump, he did what he does best, whine, when Hurricane Ida bumped the military troop withdrawls from Afghanistan off the front pages over the weekend.

"WAAAAHHHHH! Who cares about a hurricane? Biden screwed up the withdrawl, and that's more important!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Wrong again, dumbass. A natural disaster is just as newsworthy, if not more so, than the closing of US military business in Afghanistan. You're pouting, as usual, because it's not about you. America needs a break from the likes of you.

And speaking of President Biden, it seems the GOPers don't understand what constitutes grounds for impeachment. Colorado Rep. Lauren Bow-Wow whined Tuesday, calling for Biden to be impeached because of the Afghanistan situation.

Sorry, but it doesn't fall under the standard for impeachment, which is, high crimes & misdemeanors, which is what Trump was acquitted of twice in as many years by GOPer sycophants who'd rather kiss his ring than do the right thing. Bow-Wow, Empty-G, and other GOPers are calling for impeachment only because Trump was impeached twice, and they don't care about the rules anymore. To these dummies, high crimes & misdemeanors is a Woody Allen movie from the 80's, nothing more.

If any of these GOPers decide to attend a Washington Generics NFL game this year, they need a special section for the whole bunch. I recommend a playpen in one of Napoleon Snyder's skyboxes.