A conspiracy theory from the twilight zone

 I just don't get the followers of Q-anon conspiracies. Their theories sound so improbable, even implausible, such that they might've come from the desk of the National Enquirer.

The latest scamspiracy settles in Dallas, where John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States, was murdered nearly 60 years ago this month. Q zombies believe that Kennedy's son, John, Jr., who died in a plane crash with his wife & sister-in-law in July 1999, was secretly still alive, using an assumed name, and would resurface, and align himself with defeated former president Donald Trump, who got blown out of the White House one year ago.

And so these jabronies gathered at AT&T Discovery Plaza in Dallas, mindlessly, aimlessly waiting for someone who wouldn't be there. They'd later show up at a Rolling Stones concert, thinking the late JFK, Jr. would be there.

Farron Cousins explains why this is so, so far-fetched.

There's been stories for years that music legend Elvis Presley was secretly still alive, but that also has been debunked. Next thing you know, the Q-fools will delude themselves into thinking Elvis will return, too.

Digression aside, the Q-fools buy into the belief that Kennedy would join up with Trump, a social friend when they both lived in New York back in the day, because of that friendship. Just like Elvis' fans believed he was still alive simply because they didn't want to believe he was gone.

They stood in vigil for someone who wasn't coming. That gets these Q believers Dunce Caps.