What kind of cheese would you like with your whine, Congressman?

 The glacial pace of investigations into GOPer wrongdoing makes the current on-again, off-again deep freeze here feel tropical by comparison.

One of the side stories that came out last year was that Florida Misrepresentative Matt Gaetz was being investigated for human trafficking, particularly underage women. His personal wingman and one of Gaetz's ex-girlfriends have already decided to cooperate with the investigators.

On Monday, Gaetz went on Steve Bannon's podcast, War Room, while the logo of his own, Firebrand, is prominently featured in the background behind Gaetz. Trust me. Neither show will last much longer once both are in prison. Gaetz is trying to distract attention from his legal troubles, and, predictably, because he's another trust fund baby with the mental acumen of a stick, he fails! Farron Cousins explains:

Today's GOP likes to play the victim card more than they should because they're afraid of reality. The future of Matt Gaetz involves a prison jumpsuit and warnings about bending over for soap in the shower. Trust me.