When GOPers bring the stupid

 Republicans like to think their voters are twice as stupid as they are. How else to explain what has been in the headlines of late?

For starters, there is former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, dropping a tall tale to Fox Shmooze's Laura Inkblot, claiming current Nancy Pelosi should be held responsible for last year's insurrection, even though she was a target of the pro-Trump mob.

Yeah, sure, and pigs will fly.

Gingrich's lies, like anything else from the GOPers, have no basis in reality, and are meant to distract viewers from the truth about what happened last year. The assumption the GOPers have is that their voter base has the average IQ of a brick. No, that would the collective IQ of the GOPers themselves.

This, friends, is the most lasting image of Gingrich, dating back to 1995:

He ain't cryin' now, but you can bet he will be once he gets called out for lying on national television, like the rest of the Repugnant idiots.

Then, there is Ohio Misrepresentative Fibber Jordan, who is refusing to cooperate with the committee investigating said insurrection, after first declaring he would. The change of heart suggests that Citizen Pampers and his people got to Jordan and promised him something. Maybe they'll send Stupid-E to clean his closet or something.

On Monday's Late Show, Stephen Colbert shredded Jordan, reminding one and all of how Jordan turned to politics to escape a sexual harassment scandal at Ohio State. The message? You can't run from your past, no matter how hard you try.

Next, we have former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, pouncing on NY Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently tested positive for COVID-19, after AOC and her boyfriend attended a party in Florida, sans masks. (Bad idea, Alex) Palin claims the liberals, not the conservatives, as AOC asserted, want to "pound" sex into Americans' brains. Of course, Governor Grizzle was on Fox Shmooze, where tall tales matter more than facts. Rachel Campos-Duffy looked oblivious, as you'd expect. Palin also accused AOC & VP Kamala Harris of being "fake feminists". When was the last time you stood in front of a mirror, Princess Polar Bear?

Then, we have the Queen of Stupid herself, Empty-G, who lied when she said minorities are the only ones getting monoclonal treatments for COVID, forgetting that Citizen Pampers got that treatment himself in 2020 when he was diagnosed with the virus. I believe Joe Rogan's also said he got the same treatment.

Finally, Stupid-E went on Spam Hannity's show on Fox Shmooze, and claimed NY Attorney General Letitia James' lawsuit against his pop "violates the Constitution". When was the last time you were in history class, dumbass? Stupid-E says he's filing a countersuit to block the investigation, which, of course, speaks volumes of how the Trump family has so much to hide. Sorry, Stupid-E, but the teflon's gone, and all you have left is a frying pan with rust holes in it. The countersuit is without merit (naturally), and likely will get thrown out of court, along with the dimwitted lawyers the Trumps insist on hiring. Seems they have the ACME Law Office on retainer......