Empty-G needs to go to the library

 We have often referred to Georgia Misrepresentative Marjorie Taylor Greene, aka Empty-G, as, well, a real-life Dumb Dora, the inspiration coming not so much from a Golden Age comic strip by Blondie creator Chic Young, but a recurring segment on Match Game back in the day. Here's an example:

We all believe Empty-G says the things she says for the sake of keeping her name in the headlines to extend her 15 minutes of infamy, which won't last much longer if she doesn't survive a primary this year.

Empty-G with 2 of her closest friends, DoorMatt and Screwy Louie. File photo courtesy of Detroit Free Press.

Appearing on One America News on Wednesday, Empty-G, in trying to accuse House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of using the Capitol Police as a personal police force, a la the Nazi Gestapo in World War II, got the Gestapo confused with gazpacho soup, a cold, vegetable-based delicacy from Spain.

Of course, arch-nemesis Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't resist the opportunity to throw shade on Ms. Moldy Peaches. Alex From The Block came up with this gem:

"At least she leads by example. She clearly banned all books from her house years ago."

Instead of being a national disgrace, Empty-G should start visiting the local library. I recommend starting with dictionaries.