Joe Biden hasn't died. If he did, it'd be on the front page, you morons!

 Perhaps Jim Carrey played the role of then-candidate Joe Biden too well two years ago.

As fellow comic Jason Selvig of the duo, "The Good Liars", found out the other day, a new conspiracy theory has surfaced, claiming Carrey, James Woods, and others have secretly impersonated Biden.

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Carrey was called on to play Biden on Saturday Night Live during the 2020 Presidential campaign. A frequent critic of now-former president Donald Trump, Carrey's performance as Biden struck a chord, it seems, with the Legion of The Brainwashed. Where this pathetic conspiracy started, I don't know, but it's another means for the MAGAorons to avoid accepting the fact that Trump got his butt whupped nearly 18 months ago at the polls, but is still pulling an elaborate grift on his gullible, low information base.

In other GOPer news, and speaking of Trump, he has, predictably, filed an appeal with his dimwitted lawyer, Alina Habba(-Dabba-Doo), of a judge's ruling earlier this week that Trump is being held in contempt of court, and fined $10,000 a day until he turns over documents requested by NY Attorney General Letitia James. The Archduke of Affluenza will lose this appeal, and be forced, probably by a judge, to publicly open his checkbook. We'd love to see that.

North Carolina Misrepresentative Madison "Foghorn" Cawthorn was caught at the airport trying to bring a gun onto a flight, presumably heading back to Tar Heel Country. Video footage has also surfaced of a presumably younger Foghorn wearing women's lingerie. I don't want to picture that at all.

News of Tesla founder-CEO Elon Musk buying Twitter has GOPers and right wing media types delirious in anticipation that Musk, an advocate for free speech, will reinstate Citizen Pampers to the forum, and also reopen Empty-G (Marjorie Taylor Greene)'s personal account. However, former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is a close friend of Musk, and that may have an impact on what Musk does once the deal is finalized. I would say that if he does reinstate those accounts, there has to be a stipulation in that they cannot push falsehoods, including conspiracy theories.

Trump, for his part, is publicly claiming he won't return, opting to try to save his failing platform, Truth Social, despite his lack of activity on said site. His ego will demand he return to Twitter. Keep in mind, though, it's not a done deal yet.