Sooner or later, he has to give it up

 "He", of course, being Citizen Pampers himself, Donald Trump. 

The former president flew into a rage yet again after learning daughter Ivanka volunteered to go before the January 6 committee, and spent 8 hours answering questions.

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Unfortunately, the Archduke of Affluenza couldn't handle it, fully aware that Ivanka's husband, Jared Kushner, had also met with the committee.

"WAAAAHHH! They're being embarrassed! WAAAAAHHH!"

No, they're not, dumbass. Jared & Ivanka went before the committee separately and of their own volition, apparently tired of your charade.

In other news involving America's Oldest Baby, NY Attorney General Letitia James is asking the courts to hold Citizen Pampers in contempt for refusing to comply with a subpoena issued in December, and to be fined $10,000 per day. That's pocket change to Trump, but he's unwilling to cooperate because of his own personal prejudices toward James.

Trump actually admitted he lost the 2020 election in an interview recently, but still insists on the Big Lie that the election was stolen because he can't come to grips with the fact that he cost himself re-election by downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. He has a phobia about responsibility.

I can just picture it. Instead of a prison jumper, he'll be issued a adult onesie. If he didn't insist on being cheap and hiring dimwitted lawyers, he would've already been sentenced by now.