Bizarre messages from GOPer lunatics

 Donald John Narcissus Trump, physical age 76, mental age of approximately 2 1/2, now wants certain of the FBI to rebel against their boss, Christopher Wray, appointed by Trump himself, and protect him.

SAY WHAT?

The Nectarine Napoleon is doing everything possible to avoid the inevitable, but he's rapidly losing what little semblance of reality he has left. He's deathly afraid of going to either jail or Bellevue Hospital in New York, so he's trying to subliminally goad the Legion of The Brainwashed to action, in the hope that whatever happens this time can't be traced back to him.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Meanwhile, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Zing-a-Graham is warning that the Legion will riot again if Trump is prosecuted. Please. They're going to nail your wrinkled tuchis to the wall, too, old boy, so don't think you're safe. Just go to Georgia and testify before a grand jury instead of stalling for time.

Texas Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz went on some right wing podcast and whined about baristas and so-called slackers in what amounts to a thinly veiled shot at the Democrats after President Biden forgave student loan debts last week. He specifically mentioned baristas as a cheap shot at NY Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a former bartender herself. You'd think that after all this time, he'd keep his mouth shut in regard to Alex From The Block.

But, as Farron Cousins explains, the root of the problem is that average working stiffs aren't falling for the GOPer fundraising con, and that bothers ol' Timex.

Maybe Cruz should have an intervention with his brothers, Donatello, Leonardo, & Michelangelo.......!

Joking aside, the GOPers need to realize that they haven't given anyone outside of their base any reason to donate to them because they're too busy propping up their false idol.

More Trump: Now, the Archduke of Affluenza is also railing against the FBI and demanding, after nearly 22 months, that the 2020 election be voided in favor of what amounts to a do-over. If this doesn't convince you the Oldest Baby in the World is permanently out to lunch, what does? Children used to demand a do-over if they lost a game, even if the outcome was honest. That's how far Trump has fallen psychologically.

Maybe Melania should take Dana Carvey's advice after all and book a flight, with Barron, aboard Air Force Done.........