Prince Pillow loses his phone to the FBI. America's Oldest Baby is whining

 On Tuesday, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell had his cell phone seized by the FBI while he was at a Hardee's drive-thru, as he's being investigated for pushing false claims about the 2020 election.

Unsurprisingly, Donald Trump is in a snit, and whined about it on Truth Social. Farron Cousins explains.

22 months after the election, and these idiots still don't get it. Lindell wasted everyone's time with another cyber-scamposium last month, which is really a telethon for his fading pillow business. And, as for Trump......

Stop playing the victim card. Outside of your pea-brained base, no one's buying. We wouldn't be surprised at all if Truth Social and MyPillow both disappear in less than a year.

We're also learning that when Dumb Donald floated the idea to buy Greenland from Denmark, that idea was given to him by cosmetics mogul Ronald Lauder (as in, Estee Lauder). If you needed any more proof that Trump treated the White House like an extension of the Trump Organization, there it is.

We tried to reach out to Trump's personal psychologist, Dr. Vinny Boombatz, but he's not taking any calls.