Names making news

 As is a tradition at the White House on Thanksgiving Week, President Biden pardoned a pair of turkeys, christened Chocolate and Chip, on Monday. Apparently, Peanut Butter & Jelly were already taken.

Photo courtesy Yahoo!.

Based on this, we may see someone try to market chocolate turkeys next year.......!

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Twitter owner Elon Musk has said he's all about preserving free speech. Unfortunately, he also decided to reinstate the accounts of a few morons who abused their rights.

While former president Donald Trump has not yet returned, it's just a matter of time, once Truth Social tanks for good. Meanwhile, Empty-G (Marjorie Taylor Greene) wasted little time, once her personal account was reactivated, to spew her usual nonsense. If there was a way to create a fiction gallery on Twitter, Greene would fit right in.

On the up side, however, Musk has chosen not to lift the ban on InfoWimp Alex Jones, who's got enough problems already.

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Speaking of Citizen Pampers, he & son Stupid-E (Eric) decided to go after newly appointed special prosecutor Jack Smith, thinking he is not a non-partisan attorney, just because his wife had produced some documentary about former First Lady Michelle Obama a ways back.

Of course, you know what that means:

"WAAAAAHHHH! He's not fair! WAAAAAAHHH!"

No wonder Ivanka & Jared don't want anything to do with the 2024 campaign. Maybe they know something we don't!!

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Another moron got on the field during Saturday's USC-UCLA game. This time, this was your average, garden variety, inebriated idiot on a dare. These idiots will never learn.

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For the 2nd straight year, the Albany Times-Union is overcharging readers for a special 2-day Thanksgiving edition, out today & tomorrow. Whereas their weekend editions usually are $3 per copy, Hearst is adding an extra $2 for Thanksgiving, making it $5 per copy. These editions have more advertising inserts than the usual weekend issues on Saturday & Sunday, hence the extra price. Do yourself a favor. Hit the library today if you don't want to spend the extra cheddar.

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Newly crowned AEW champ Maxwell J. Friedman is ready for his closeup.

The Long Island product, who made his show biz debut on The Rosie O'Donnell Show many moons ago, has been cast as wrestler Ricky Vaughn, aka Lance Von Erich, in a movie bio on the Von Erich family, "Iron Claw". The casting came before Friedman defeated Jon Moxley at Full Gear on November 19. Friedman hinted on social media on Sunday that he might've been needed on set, but could be back for Dynamite tonight.

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Found a brief clip of news anchor-turned-GOPer moron Kari "Empty" Lake on YouTube, dating back to her brief time in the 518 at WNYT. She hasn't changed much at all in 13 years, save for her political leanings, though I suspect once the white coats are done with her, she may need psychiatric therapy.