When the Republican-majority House of Representatives opens the 2023 session next week, NY Rep.-elect George Santos shouldn't be seated.
Santos, you see, lied his way to the House in last month's election, falsely claiming to have graduated from Baruch College, which has no record of him doing so, and also claiming to have worked at CitiGroup and Goldman Sachs in NYC, neither of which can confirm having employed this modern day Pinocchio, either. He's also misled people about his religion, sexual orientation, etc., as an elaborate con, the likes of which would make Citizen Pampers jealous (and, don't worry, we'll get to the Sultan of Spray Tan shortly). Depending on who you talk to, and Santos was grilled by Tulsi Gabbard on Fox No News, it seems he's told so many lies that he's forgotten what the truth is.
Fittingly, CBS is launching a series based on the 90's Arnold Schwarzenegger/Jamie Lee Curtis farce, "True Lies", next month. We recommend Santos pay attention to how long that lasts.
As for the Archduke of Affluenza, he's still claiming immunity, even though that ship sailed long after he left the White House. Yeah, he's allergic to prison. Farron Cousins explains.
The Nassau County DA, State and Federal prosecutors are looking at Santos for both charity fraud and election finance fraud. He might see the inside of a jail before he sees the inside of The Capitol.
ReplyDeleteHe's supposed to be seated on Tuesday. How fast can they slam the door on him?
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