More examples of GOPer stupidity

 Remember when Republicans threatened civil war not too long ago? Well, it's happening-------within the GOP itself!

California Misrepresentative Kevin "The Body Snatcher" McCarthy is being blocked from his dream job as Speaker of the House by 20 peabrained GOPers who want anyone but McCarthy. Former president Pecos Pampers (Donald Trump) is trying to rally the party behind McCarthy, but none of the 20 holdouts, which include Goofy Gosar, Rusty Gaetz, and Lauren Balloon, are listening, as the debate rages into a 3rd day.

And the longer this goes on, the longer it'll be before incoming members of Congress, including Pinocchio Santos, will be officially sworn in and seated. It's just too bad ABC cancelled To Tell The Truth. Santos would be a perfect fit.

Another 1st term member of Congress is facing a different kind of battle, though.

Anna Paulina Luna, who previously spent 5 years in the Air Force, filled the seat vacated by Charlie Crist in his failed bid to unseat Governor Ron DeSantis. However, in another case of GOPers attacking their own kind, Luna is being accused of being a witch. By a pathetic excuse of a man named Matt Tito, a friend of GOPer strategist Roger (Blood From a) Stone.

Tito went on The Bubba The Love Sponge Show, and made his false claims that 1) Luna is a practicing witch, and 2) has has an affair with Florida Misrepresentative Rusty Gaetz, which both Luna & Gaetz have denied. Luna is happily married. Farron Cousins explains where Tito got his dollar store gossip from...

Now, why would Tito disparage a fellow GOPer like that? The easy answer is this jackanapes is looking for his 15 minutes of fame, and doesn't care how he gets it.

And while we hate to give Citizen Pampers any credit, he ends up negating his attempt at being the voice of reason by once again ragging on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elaine Chao, and blaming McConnell for the GOP's "red wave" fizzling like flat soda two months ago. As usual, the Archduke of Affluenza is deflecting blame away from himself, because he can't deal with it. That act has gotten so old, it makes one pine for the return of The Liars Club.