Dunce Cap Award: Take one good guess

 This is just too easy.

We can't say Marjorie Taylor Greene is an empty-headed Misrepresentative from Georgia. No, not at all. It's just that she gets ideas, only they're all the wrong ones.

Four days after parading around Capitol Hill with a white balloon to mock the recent Chinese "spy balloon" controversy, we're learning that Ms. Moldy Peaches is complaining about the lack of lobbyists for the average white dude. As Farron Cousins explains, that's simply not true.

Hooooooo-boy! Seems to me she's been watching too many Deputy Dawg cartoons lately to be that dim. Her argument is so laughable, it's beyond silly, but it does merit one of these:

Of course, we must also reference the 70's band, the Average White Band, with their signature song, which someone should request for Empty-G, "Pick up The Pieces", as in the remaining pieces of her brain, assuming she actually can find them....