How a chronic liar can't keep his story straight..........

 Just about everyone believes that then-president Donald John Pinocchio Trump, aka Pecos Pampers, was largely responsible for the insurrection at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Trump and his brainwashed supporters believe otherwise, and the Legion of The Brainwashed will accept anything that the oldest baby in America tells them, even if he's become prone to changing the story with almost as much frequency as, say Hulk Hogan.

You see, the Archduke of Affluenza is now trying to sell the idea that then-VP Mike Pence, a target of the rioters that day, was actually at fault because he wouldn't do what the Orange Onion wanted, which was illegal anyway.

"WWWWAAAHHH! Not my fault! It's Pence's fault! WWWWAAAAHHHHH!"

Yeah, sure, and pigs can fly.

Trump, of course, refuses to accept responsibility for anything that goes wrong. He's always deflecting, projecting, or casting blame on others, all because of how he was reared by his father a long time ago. He's finding out that he's not above the law after all, but has a fear of incarceration, and is trying to avoid going to jail or a psychiatric ward, whichever would be more appropriate for a man who, at 76, is on his 5th childhood.

And, then, we add the fact that he refused an invitation from Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg to testify in front of a grand jury.

"WWWAAAHH! You don't deserve to hear from me in person! WAAAAHH!"

The longer he holds out, the worse it's going to be for him and everyone else. It's way past time for Trump to finally man up, own his situation, and take his legal medicine like a man, instead of like a.....