The perp walk of a lifetime is coming.........or is it?

 This is almost too good to be true.

The oldest baby in America, Donald John Narcissus Trump, is claiming this morning on Truth Social that he is being arrested on Tuesday in connection with hush money payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels. He's putting the message out there 3 days early as a dog whistle to his supporters, whom he's urging to protest on Tuesday.

"WAAAAHHHH! Help me avoid jail! WAAAHHHHH!"

Per Yahoo!, neither the office of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, nor Trump's own people, are commenting on the matter. This leads me to believe that Trump is trying to force Bragg's hand by making this announcement, fishing for sympathy at the same time.

Trump is trying to control the narrative, and, perhaps, taint every other investigation against him and his family. He is that afraid of going to jail, such that he thinks there'll be thousands of loyal drones convening in Manhattan on Tuesday.

Bragg's response should be to block the protest, and make the bust NOW!

As for Trump, Sammy Davis, Jr. sang it best back in the 70's. "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!". An arrest all but kills Trump's chances of regaining the White House in 2024, and even Republicans will be breathing a sigh of relief if/when that happens.

Stay tuned.