Weasel of The Week: Matt Gaetz

 Florida Misrepresentative Matt "Rusty" Gaetz, poster child for whiny nepo-dorks everywhere, doesn't want to help lower class citizens either in his home state or anywhere else. He wouldn't know what it's like to be poor, but why make people suffer more than they already are? Because he's a privileged little geek whose family fortune can get him out of trouble at any time.

Farron Cousins breaks it down:

80 hours a month? That's two weeks worth of work for most folks. Of course, Gaetz isn't thinking straight. Like most of his fellow GOPers (I don't need to tell you who), Gaetz is behaving like a child here (gee, who would he be taking after?), impatiently waiting for the requirements he wants to be enacted. Not only does he get another set of Weasel ears this week, but he adds this to his growing collection:

I could picture him in detention with Beavis & Butt-Head. That would be his speed.