Citizen Pampers can't hide behind the Department of Justice after they realize he wasn't carrying out Presidential duty when lying about E. Jean Carroll

You could probably excuse Donald Trump's false claim that he "didn't know" E. Jean Carroll, when there are pictures that say otherwise, and chalk it up to his memory failing him due to his advanced age. However, when he first made defamatory statements about Carroll, while he served as president, he tried to claim that this was part of his official duties. 

News flash: Gossip is not an official presidential duty, jackass!!

The Department of Justice came to the realization the other day that Trump is just using them to avoid accepting responsibility for his falsehoods.

Farron Cousins explains:

You could imagine the reaction from America's Oldest Baby:

"WWAAAAHHHHH! They turned on me! WAAAAHHHH!!!"

Add to this the fact that Trump took Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo off all of his cases, and assigned her to a Super PAC, and hasn't yet found a more competent attorney to take her place should tell you something. 

As the old saying goes, Diaper Don, you made your bed(s), and now you have to lie in it.