Sunday, August 13, 2023

Dunce Cap Award: Greg Steube

 When will Republicans learn that unless you have hard, concrete evidence of high crimes & misdemeanors, you're wasting everyone's time on a petty vendetta against President Biden and his family?

Florida Misrepresentative Greg Steube introduced 4 articles of impeachment against Biden on Friday, but, as usual, has no evidence to support his claims. It's a coincidence, of course, that it comes on the same day that Merrick Garland, head of the Department of Justice, appointed Delaware prosecutor David Weiss as a special prosecutor to investigate Hunter Biden, despite the fact that Weiss, a Donald Trump appointee, supposedly fumbled when he offered the younger Biden a plea deal a few weeks back. No investigation to this point has had any legitimate links between father & son in the latter's business dealings, but GOPers like Steube don't care. 


Someone get him a copy of Santayana!!

Steube, only now, wants the publicity that fellow Florida "lawmakers" Matt "Rusty" Gaetz and Marco "Polo" Rubio have gotten, but he's walking the same fine line of stupid as two other colleagues, Colorado airhead Lauren Boebert, and Georgia's Duchess of Dumb, Marjorie Taylor Greene. Steube claims, again, without evidence, that Biden:

1. Undermined the integrity of his office. Oh, really? You want to talk about undermining integrity? Look no further than your colleagues swearing fealty to a 77 year old toddler.

2. Brought disrepute upon the Presidency. No, he didn't, dummy. That was your guy, Diaper Don.

3. Betrayed his trust as President. Again, that was Trump.

4. Acted in a manner subversive to the rule of law at the expense of America's citizens. I'm calling total BS on this one. That, once again, describes Trump!

As if you couldn't guess, Steube-Dum is following the leaden footsteps of Lauren Balloon and Empty-G, and like those two bubble-heads, his articles are going nowhere.

We sought comments from one of Steube-Dum's constituents in Sarasota.


"Uh, what's impeachment?"

What a surprise. By the way, for those of you who don't know who that is above, that is Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's brother, who got his 15 minutes between 1976-8.

Of course, you know what Steube's getting, although he could borrow one from Empty-G's growing collection:


Serves him right.

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