The American Napoleon wants to be added to Mount Rushmore. Good luck making that happen

 I refer, of course, to Donald Trump, who is not satisfied with having desecrated the White House, and now we know why, so he can host a UFC card next year. It's not enough he had that flop of a birthday parade 3 weeks ago. The delusional president wants to have his face added to Mount Rushmore.

Trump first floated this idea during his first term, but realistically, he won't have this wish granted.

This is the closest President Pampers will get to Mount Rushmore.

Tennessee's Andy Ogles is pushing a fresh proposal, but past employees of the National Park Service warn that this fever dream is going nowhere. The heads of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, & Teddy Roosevelt were carved into the mountain 150 years ago, and there is no realistic way Trump can be added.

Trump, Ogles, and the rest of the MAGA goobers are delusional. We know that. Sooner or later, reality will be calling.