Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Dunce Cap Award: Hannah Sabata

It's too bad America's Dumbest Criminals didn't quite work out, because this week's Dunce Cap winner certainly would qualify.

Hannah Sabata, 19, pulled a robbery in Waco, Nebraska a week ago, and decided to brag about it on YouTube. She uploaded this video herself under the name, "Jellie Beanie":



Dum-de-dum-dum-dummmmmmb!

What is it with kids today? They brag about doing things like this as if it's some great achievement. To quote Aretha Franklin and the late Whitney Houston's classic duet from years ago, it isn't, it wasn't, and it ain't ever gonna be! Ms. Sabata was arrested Tuesday as a result of her airheaded decision, and she claims the government is at fault. Please. None of this would be happening, methinks, if she bothered to get a job. For now, she gets a Dunce Cap for advertising her stupidity and making it easy for the police to find her.

2 comments:

magicdog said...

The goverment at fault? Nonsense! More like HER fault.

I would also question her parents and upbringing. Stuff like this begins at home. I also blame TV/media and the current culture of celebrity for celebrity's sake. People are famous for doing nothing and having it posted online or given reality shows.

This girl obviously has no shame for what she has done and is going to be dependent on the government for a long time.

hobbyfan said...

She claimed the government "took her baby", according to an online article I read, and this is how she lashes out? Real lame.

Second place, BTW, goes to that dork in NYC who shoved a 50-something guy off a subway platform to his death, and somehow got on video as if he didn't have a care in the world about what he did, either.