It's too bad America's Dumbest Criminals didn't quite work out, because this week's Dunce Cap winner certainly would qualify.
Hannah Sabata, 19, pulled a robbery in Waco, Nebraska a week ago, and decided to brag about it on YouTube. She uploaded this video herself under the name, "Jellie Beanie":
What is it with kids today? They brag about doing things like this as if it's some great achievement. To quote Aretha Franklin and the late Whitney Houston's classic duet from years ago, it isn't, it wasn't, and it ain't ever gonna be! Ms. Sabata was arrested Tuesday as a result of her airheaded decision, and she claims the government is at fault. Please. None of this would be happening, methinks, if she bothered to get a job. For now, she gets a Dunce Cap for advertising her stupidity and making it easy for the police to find her.