Thursday, January 17, 2019

Dunce Cap Award: Robert Cronin

Ladies & gentlemen, we have a candidate for America's Dumbest Criminals.

Robert Cronin was arrested earlier this week, and charged with statutory rape and endangering the welfare of a child, among other charges, after a young girl he'd raped last year gave birth in November to a baby.

Now, here's the weird part.

Cronin, in an interview with WTEN reporter Anya Tucker on Wednesday, denies ever actually having intercourse with the pre-teen. No, this dunce claims she became pregnant after making contact with some clothing after he'd pleasured himself on said clothing.

Cronin, 33, does look like a deer in the headlights, doesn't he? With all the latest scientific tech at their disposal, Niskayuna police could certainly tell he'd had physical contact with the victim. Direct contact, not indirect, as this week's Dunce Cap winner claims. Like, hasn't this imbecile seen enough Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episodes to know better?

Speaking of Dunce Caps:


And what is it with perverts and pre-teen girls, anyway? I also read something about a Louisiana geek who'd raped an 11 year old girl, too. There's one in North Carolina, too. The only jailhouse advice I'd give these morons is, don't drop the soap. Ever.

2 comments:

magicdog said...

A disgrace to be sure. Someone is forgetting to teach these men that [under] 15 will get you 20!

You should look up the two pregnancies that occurred in New Mexico at a long term care facility. Two comatose women were raped and impregnated. One gave birth to the horror and surprise of the staff.

Locally in Henderson, NV, a female teacher at Basic HS decided to kidnap a male student for sexual reasons. She was arrested but she's currently out on bail.

Funny, I always thought HS kids looked so immature once I graduated! What's with women today?? That's the kind of WOKE we don't need.

hobbyfan said...

I'll look it up, and once I do that, and obtain further information on the Louisiana and NC cases, I'll do a full dissertation.