Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Dunce Cap Award: Donald Trump, Jr.

While the Ugly American President is en route to Vietnam for a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, son Donald Trump, Jr. has put both feet in his mouth again.

First, Dumb Donald II tried downplaying the roles of his father's friends, such as Paul Manafort, in relation to the investigation conducted by special counsel Robert Mueller into the possibility that Russian agents had something to do with the 2016 election. CNN's Jake Tapper had something to say about that:



Then, he picked up on a headline by the conservative tabloid Daily Caller, and disparaged the accomplishments of transgender athlete Cece Telfer, who won three Northeast-10 track titles for Franklin Pierce University on Sunday. Apparently, truth is something the older men in the Trump family don't believe in. Hopefully, youngest son Barron, President Narcissus' offspring with current wife Melania, doesn't follow in the leaden footsteps of his half-brothers.

To that end, we present the appropriate theme music of the Trump men, courtesy of "Weird Al" Yankovic:



Of course, this means that Dumb Donald II gets a Dunce Cap. What did you expect?

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