You just can't make stuff like this up.
Banned from Twitter, former President Pecos Pampers, also known as Donald John Archie Bunker Trump, is working around the ban by issuing press releases that eventually are issued on social media through a 3rd party.
For example, here's a typical piece of disinformation:
Trump is trying to claim credit for the COVID-19 vaccines that are currently out. He's doing it to soothe his massive, fractured ego, of course, trying to make himself feel better and look good to the masses that abandoned him in the last election. With increasing legal pressure bearing down on him, you'd think Trump would just get over himself, admit he got his butt whupped four months ago, and move on, but no. Peter Pan's evil doppleganger will never admit it.
Predictably, Trump, as usual, was roasted on Twitter, which has also routinely busted his two oldest sons, Stupid-E & Dumb Donald II, for their lies.
The problem with Trump has always been this. He's jealous when people are more popular and more successful than he is, like current President Biden, for example, and former President Obama.
For attempting to steal credit for something he didn't do, and for attempting to circumvent his banishment from Twitter, Trump gets another set of Weasel ears, plus a tail, this week.
Here's a thought. If he orders from Doordash, substitute his order with something from Nutrisystem. Promise him he'd get an autograph from Marie Osmond, and maybe he'd accept. Maybe.
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