Proof that Rudy Goofiani needs to retire

 America's Disgrace, Rudy Giuliani, is back in the news, and is showing the world that as he approaches 80, his mental faculties have all but abandoned him.

Giuliani was on the campaign trail (why bother?) for son Andrew in Staten Island on Saturday when he visited a local ShopRite supermarket. A store employee slapped him on the back, and Goofiani took it like it was an assault, leading the police to arrest the poor schlep.

WNYW and the New York Post provided the footage:

There is zero chance of Andrew getting the GOP nomination for governor, unless frontrunner Lee Zeldin collapses in the polls, and that seems unlikely. Having his bumbling dad on the road isn't helping. The Goofianis are embellishing what happened for sympathy points, but there's no sympathy from this desk. If you really want to do something noble, Andrew, you can do two things.

First, give it up as far as being governor is concerned. Too much baggage because of your association (and your dad's) with Citizen Pampers.

Second, you're going to have to explain to dear old dad, as painful as it's going to be, that it's time to retire, and hire a nurse to protect him. It's for his own good. His reputation's already destroyed.

The chances of either happening are slim at the moment, but then.....