The desperation is getting to America's Oldest Baby

 Oh, I'm sure you've heard already how Donald Trump wants that infamous 2005 Access Hollywood tape blocked from being used in a defamation suit filed against him by former cable personality E. Jean Carroll. In an interview with Billy Bush, Citizen Pampers boasted that he could get away from kissing and fondling women without their consent because of his celebrity status.

At the time, it seemed as though the Annoying Orange was running the risk of exposing one of Hollywood's dirty little secrets, and that he considered himself a star because of The Apprentice and a few cameos in movies (i.e. "The Little Rascals", "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"). In reality, it was more because of his status as one of NYC's privileged. Remember, in 2005, the word "affluenza" hadn't been coined yet.

Fast forward 18 years, and now Trump is trying to avoid that tape being used in court, even though experts say it could very well be relevant to the Carroll case, because it establishes a pattern of behavior.

"WAAH! It's got nothing to do with what's her name! WAAHH!"

Yes, it does, Diaper Don. Deal with it!!

A wire service article in today's Albany Times-Union reports that the Archduke of Affluenza wants to block former VP Mike Pence from testifying against him, still wrongfully claiming executive privilege, something he no longer has. With Pence considering the possibility of challenging Fraud Fauntleroy next year, you can tell Trump is scared.

"WAAAH! I can't be prosecuted! I'm protected! WAAAAHH!"

No, you're not, Mango Machismo! You lost that protection the second you left Washington 2 years ago. All this tells us is that you're so scared of going to jail, you're grasping at straws.

And, oh, by the way, don't expect a lot of support for that novelty record you cut with some of those 1/6/21 clowns. I don't think you can sing your way out of a paper bag. Shoot, the CPAC conference that ended yesterday, coordinated by fellow GOPer pervert Matt Schlapp-in-the-face, seems to have drawn more crickets than humans on the final day, because folks are tired of the same garbage coming from you, Dumb Donald II, Screaming Kimi, and the rest of the idiot squad. I'd suggest changing the record, but I don't think you know how.