It's clear that the most immature president in history, Donald John Fauntleroy Trump, watches television so he can have something to whine about on Truthless Social.
Evidence of this came Sunday when the oldest narcissist in America whined about former New Jersey Governor and failed presidential hopeful Chris Christie, threatening to reopen an old investigation into a bridge scandal from a few years ago (Bridgegate, if you must know), just because Christie, a veteran politician, openly criticized the Big Orange Onion on national television.
Farron Cousins explains:
Hate-watching doesn't do anyone any good, but this would explain why Trump is always soooooooo upset over the smallest thing. It's cases like this and Counterfeit Kash Patel's FBI raiding the home of John Bolton for some classified documents that Bolton might not even have anymore, that give rise to the idea that at 79, Trump is reverting back to being an immature brat who won't grow back up.
"WAAAHHHH!!!! Christie needs to be taken down!!"
All you're doing, bub, is giving South Park more ammunition for the season. A lifetime Weasel like you wouldn't understand that, since their brand of humor is beyond your comprehension.
Needless to say, Trump gets another set of Weasel ears. This one he can pass to Patel.
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