Baby be unhinged: President Pampers still wants Greenland, but he ain't getting it

 President Pampers' idea of negotiating is to behave like a bully who won't stop until he gets what he wants.

Unfortunately, he's also incapable of understanding that you can't always get what you want.

New reporting has come out that the Annoying Orange has appointed Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry as a special envoy to Greenland, which Pampers has said he wants to annex. Responding to an inquiry from the BBC, Mango Machismo claims the US needs Greenland for "national protection" and that "we have to have it", despite reports coming out that his claims cover up the fact that he covets some valuable minerals in the Arctic nation.

"We want to make Greenland safe! We don't want their minerals!"

Don't think we don't know the truth, Dumb Donald, because we do. National security? Yeah, right, and pigs will fly. Orange Greedius wants to further enrich himself, and annexing Greenland from Denmark, he thinks, will do that for him. He still hasn't figured out yet that Denmark is telling him to pound sand, and go away.

But, of course, he won't. He claims, without much in the way of evidence (naturally), that Chinese & Russian ships pose a threat. Do they? Only in Orange Greedius' tiny mind. He's behaving like a little brat. He has 0 respect for Denmark, and covets something he can't have.

Bellevue will be waiting for him in 2029.