Monday, April 13, 2026

The weekend of GOP stupidity

 Donald Trump won't stop cosplaying as a tough guy.

On Sunday, however, he whined and complained about Pope Leo's bashing of his pointless war with Iran.


"WAAAAHHHHH!!! He should stay out of my business! WAAAAAAAHHHH!"

No, he's not going to, Mango Judas. You had no business starting a conflict with Iran, knowing full well what they are capable of doing to innocent Americans. The US Conference of Catholic Bishops defended the Chicago-born Pope, telling Politico that they're disheartened by your public excoriation of the Pope.


Overnight, the Tangerine Insomniac whined on Truthless Social that Pope Leo is "weak on crime". No, that's not true. He complained that Pope Leo is "terrible for foreign policy". Wrong again, Mango Judas. If you were a true Christian, and we know you're not, and never have been, you would have a better understanding of where the Pope is coming from. But, no, you have to pout like a brat, as usual, because it's all you know.

Worse, Donnie Diapers posted an AI image of himself as a Christ-like figure healing a sick man, mocking not only the Pope, but Jesus as well. Fellow Republicans, including Brilyn Hollyhand, former co-chair of the Republican National Committee's Youth Advisory Council, denounced the image as blasphemy. Pope Leo, for his part, says he doesn't fear the Trump administration. Amen.

Meanwhile, the Department of Injustice, likely on orders from the oldest baby in America, opened an investigation against the National Football League over the allegations of overpricing subscription fees for streamers, which the DOI says is in violation of a 65 year old law, the Sports Broadcasting Act, which is in need of amendment to account for streamers such as Amazon Prime, Netflix, and Paramount+. That the DOI decided to launch a frivolous investigation speaks more to the fact that the league shut out Trump when he tried to buy three different NFL franchises over the years, including Buffalo & New England. The league's stance is that they didn't want someone like Trump in the league for whatever. Trump's been whining about the NFL ever since he was outbid by the Pegulas for the Bills a few years. Then again, the Bills have become perennial AFC contenders, something they likely wouldn't be under Trump. Same with the Patriots, who have had a resurgence this past year, and thrived under Robert Kraft's ownership.

What they're basically saying is that while Trump is a bloviating jackass, he lacks the dignity, maturity, and professional comportment of a Kraft or a Jerry Jones. While Jones is a self-promoter, he's not a shameless carny like Trump.

Basically, the league can tell Todd "Bleached" Blanche, the current acting head of the DOI, to pound sand, and go away. The timing of the investigation, which began two weeks before the draft, is suspicious on its own.

Finally, it turns out that sending VP Just Dumb Vance to Hungary to meet with then-president Viktor Orban turned out to be Trump giving Orban the kiss of death, as Orban was defeated in Sunday's election. Unlike Trump, Orban conceded defeat, ending a 16 year tenure as president.

It should be a sign that Trump should leave well enough alone about matters that do not concern him directly, but you know he won't. His ego dictates he needs a headline a day at the very least. All he did was make Orban the most famous Hungarian since Victor Borge & the Gabor sisters, Eva & Zsa Zsa, and it cost Orban his seat.

Well, the American Safety Council was right. You can learn a lot from a dummy.

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