To the surprise of, well, no one, former Attorney General Pam "Dumb" Bondi pleaded the 5th when testifying before Congress on Friday, refusing to answer any questions about the Epstein files, and other controversies.
Current acting AG Todd "Bleached" Blanche sent some lawyers over to ensure that Bondi didn't spill any tea, let's put it that way. It tells us that the GOP is that scared the truth will come out.
Just hold both of them for contempt, and see what happens.
A Federal judge ruled Friday that president Trump cannot have his name added to the Kennedy Center, after all. What Donnie Diapers did last year, the judge ruled, was illegal.
Of course, there was this:
Donnie Diapers' jealousy of the Democrats is on full display. And so is his ego.
Treasury Secretary Scott "Full" Bessent is the idiot responsible for the plan to introduce a $250 bill with Trump's face on it. Look for that to be struck down as well, since sitting presidents aren't supposed to have this while in office.
And, then, there is the Freedom 250 concert series, scheduled for the National Mall in Washington from June 25-July 10. Some of the artists announced for the series earlier in the week have already withdrawn, claiming that they were misled by the claim that the concerts were supposed to unite the country. Not with Trump involved. Cheeto Narcissus likely will show up to gum up the works. In the last two days, the following have dropped out:
Bret Michaels (Poison).
Martina McBride.
The Commodores, who haven't had a hit record in 41 years ("Night Shift", 1985, their only post Lionel Richie hit).
Young MC.
As of now, Flo Rida & Fabrice Morvan (Milli Vanilli) are still scheduled. There are conflicting reports regarding another 90's act, the C & C Music Factory, now under the direction of Freedom Williams, who's not exactly a Trump fan himself.
Yahoo! commenters are having a field day as Trump sycophants are trying to spin their way out of this debacle, asking if has-beens like Kid Rock will be added. Some asked about Roseanne Barr & Scott Baio.
Apparently, the committee reps that met with the agents for the artists didn't tell them everything, and that further research exposed the truth.
Prediction: Trump's talent challenged daughter-in-law, Lara, and unfunny comic Tony Hinchcliffe will fill the vacant spots, or the entire event gets cancelled.
Speaking of Lara, it seems she blew up a myth about Dumb Donald. Standing side-by-side with the president exposes the fact that he's not as tall as he claims to be. Well, DUH!!!!! We do start to lose height as we get older. I'll guess he's not 215 pounds, either, but more like 315.
Finally, Trump, a WWE Hall of Famer for hosting two Wrestlemania events in Atlantic City in the late 80's, participating in a 3rd, and being a friend of the McMahon family, bought stock in TKO, WWE's parent company, ahead of the UFC card scheduled for his birthday, June 14. Gee, what a surprise, or, in the words of Thanos in an Avengers movie, "this is inevitable". It sure is.
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