Friday, June 10, 2022

The truth hurts, and the man-baby can't handle it

 Well, just about everyone outside of Fox Shmooze carried coverage of last night's January 6 committee hearings in Washington, and it was meant to give people hope that Citizen Pampers and his allies would be ultimately held accountable for the insurrection that took place 17 months ago.

Unfortunately, Pecos Pampers, aka Donald John Pinocchio Trump, can't handle it.


America's Oldest Baby went on Truth Social, and, as usual, sold his followers a bill of goods, denying any involvement in the incident. The evidence, including testimony from his own daughter, Ivanka, and her husband, Jared Kushner, says otherwise. The hearings will resume in the daylight on Monday, and there'll be more whining and tantrums from the Annoying Orange and his acolytes, including Hee Hawley, Empty-G, Screwy Louie, Fibber Jordan, Lauren Bow-Wow, and the rest of the Washington Idiot Squad.

What this Nectarine Napoleon wanted was to keep the White House despite getting smacked down in the polls 19 months ago. Legally, he couldn't, but it didn't matter to him, drunk on power as he was.


"WAAAHHHH! I didn't do anything! WAAAHHH!!"

There's no use in lying now, man. That perp walk of shame is coming.


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