Back to the drawing board: Indictments against Letitia James & James Comey dismissed. For now

 First, it was Alina Habba in New Jersey, then some jobroni in California. Now, in Virginia, another inexperienced ambulance chaser, because Donnie Diapers won't hire competent lawyers, Lindsey Halligan, had her cases against former FBI director James Comey and NY Attorney General Letitia James dismissed, albeit without prejudice, because, in particular, Donald Trump and US Attorney General Pam "Dumb" Bondi refused to follow protocols in order to hasten Trump's obsession with prosecuting his perceived political enemies (i.e. Comey & James) into existence.

We're reading that there is a statute of limitations on prosecuting Comey, and that's soon to expire, so it's unlikely, barring another attempt at an end-around from Team Pampers, that they'll try Comey again. Letitia James? Not so much, but here's the thing. Prosecuting James alone would open up another can of worms for Trump, as there would be cries of not only political motivation, but also racism, coming from James and her supporters. Trump's child-like understanding of the law is, in this case, a detriment, whether he realizes it or not, and it's doubtful that he does.

CNN offers more:

Trump doesn't want to remember that the carefully created image of him built decades ago was reduced to dust during his first term.

But, that ain't all.

Now comes word that Trump has directed his so-called Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to basically conscript Arizona Senator Mark Kelly back into service for the sole purpose of having him court-martialed, just because he was one of a small handful who contributed to a video over the weekend reminding today's troops that they can legally decline orders that go against the Constitution and the law. Trump, along with Just Dumb Vance, is claiming the former military personnel in the video, led by Kelly, are wrong. Guess what, pumpkin face? They're not. You are. Deal with it.

I doubt very seriously that President Onions would pardon a turkey come Thanksgiving, but if we do hear that he did, it'd be a miracle. Just sayin'.