What a baby! Donald Trump whines, so Time changes its cover to make him happy

 Remember this Time cover?

Welp, President Pampers whined long & loud about it, so the publishers decided to placate the oldest baby in America with a fresh cover.....

I swear, the man still doesn't know how to pose for a good picture. Like, dude, it comes with the territory. You never read of past presidents complaining about magazine covers. Donnie Diapers whined when Melania was denied the cover of Vogue a ways back.

For what it's worth, and it's probably not much, Pecos Donnie polluted the airwaves by appearing on 60 Minutes Sunday, and lied his face off while being interviewed by Norah O'Donnell. I tell you, they're afraid of strapping a lie detector next to him for fear it'll explode in 5 seconds. Anyone else would not have minded that original cover for Time. It's actually a perfect shot of what Orange Narcissus is supposed to be, a statesman, but his vanity gets in the way. In the new cover, he looks more like he'd be more at home contemplating his next move in a chess game. Assuming, of course, he knows how to play. Which I doubt.