Today, Kyle Rittenhouse will spend Thanksgiving like so many others, at the dinner table with his family, thankful especially of being acquitted six days ago. If he's lucky, he can fade into the mists of time until he's ready to decide what his life path really is.
Conservatives and Q-Anon cult members don't like that.
In an interview with Fox Shmooze's Tabloid Carlson, Rittenhouse shredded ambulance chaser and Q-fool Looney Lin Woodchips, saying that the deranged barrister's constant rants about conspiracies offended him and his family to the point where Woodchips was fired months ago, along with John Pierce. Pierce, at least, wants to distance himself from further controversy.
Woodchips, on the other hand, has the support of his fellow Q-dorks.
Photos courtesy of Yahoo!.
Rittenhouse has incurred the wrath of the Q-fools on various conservative message boards such as Telegram, but what these brainless idiots don't understand is that Rittenhouse is 18, could be headed for college, and, as he told Carlson, he doesn't think politics is for him. He actually supports Black Lives Matter, for one. Bottom line is, he wants his life back.
Earlier this week, Dumb Donald II (Donald Trump, Jr.) posted a photoshopped picture of his father giving Rittenhouse a Medal of Freedom. Empty-G (Marjorie Taylor Greene) introduced a resolution that would award Rittenhouse the Congressional Medal of Honor. If what we've learned about Rittenhouse this week tells us anything, it's that he's still a kid who thought he was doing something noble by crossing state lines 15 months ago, and wading into a battle that wasn't his. He didn't want the attention that came with it.
But as long as the right wing's lunatic fringe continues to keep his name in their conversations, Kyle Rittenhouse won't be truly free. Just walk away from it all, kid, and we'll see you in a few years.
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Yesterday, Rittenhouse and his mother did a photo op with Jabba the Gut at Mar-a-Lago. To quote Tony Stark, "Not a great plan". I understand wanting to ride your "fame" and how alluring that is to a young person, but take some advice: stay as far away from the Not-So-Great Pumpkin and his goon squad as humanly possible. Rittenhouse is free, he should just take the W, lay low for a bit and get on with his life.
Makes me wonder if Mama Rittenhouse is playing stage parent, encouraging the contact from conservative shitstains like Annoying Orange.
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