Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Memo to Ron DeStupid: Don't mess with the House of Mouse

 Florida dictator Ron DeStupid thinks he's got the Walt Disney Company over a barrel. However, as ESPN's Lee Corso would say, not so fast, my friends.


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In an April 21 memo to investors in company stock, Disney assured those investors that the Reedy Creek district, targeted for dissolution by DeStupid because of Disney's opposition to the controversial "Don't Say Gay" law, will continue to function as normal, because the state cannot dissolve Reedy Creek without first resolving a pre-existing debt. In other words, DeStupid's irresponsible legislation will die in court.

Disney maintains the area in the Reedy Creek district with greater efficiency than the rest of the state. Everything is nice and clean, while there are the usual roadside messes elsewhere. DeStupid is simply drunk with power, and having a Trumpian hissy fit because Disney as a collective dared to stand up to him and his toadies.

The whole world knows now that DeStupid is a Trump wanna-be bigot. If he presses the fight with Disney further, he's bound to lose, and his presidential aspirations take a big hit.

Prediction: The "Don't Say Gay" law will be repealed, creating a domino effect in other southern states that have adopted similar measures, all in the name of kow-towing to America's Oldest Baby. This is what the Republicans deserve for casting their lot with a spoiled child who never grew up.

2 comments:

Silverstar said...

This guy is such slimy little scumbag worm. The only thing more pathetic than Twump is a wannabe Twump.

Greater people than this maggot have tried to take down the Mouse. Disney was here before DeStupid was a gleam in his mom's eye, and they'll be here long after everyone has forgotten this clown's name.

If there's one constant about authoritarians, it's that they never learn. This clown keeps pushing the envelope further and further, putting his stupid mug in the press every day, and like his idol Scooby Coup, one day he's going to push it too far. His wannabe dictator schtick is already wearing thin.

hobbyfan said...

No one had heard of him until he started copying the Trump playbook. He's also looking to attract national attention for 2024. I'd sooner have him sprayed with a can of Raid and see what happens.