Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Dunce Cap Award: Lauren Boebert

 There are better ways of gaining attention from the masses than what we've seen for the last 19 months, since airheads like Colorado Misrepresentative Lauren Boebert were sworn into the House of Representatives. Ms. Clouds For Brains came up with a real tall tale, claiming that if you don't have a gun, you're more likely, to go all cannibal on the family dog, something this mile high airhead claims actually happens in Venezuela. It doesn't.

Farron Cousins explains:


It's all about staying relevant in the news cycle with Boebert and other GOPer morons like Empty-G, Fibber Jordan, and, of course, the head screwball, Citizen Pampers. I don't think Boebert has ever been to Venezuela, much less find it on a map. The GOPers are obsessed with "owning the libs", instead of actually doing what they're paid to do. They'd rather betray the Constitution and their constituents for personal glory. Foghorn Cawthorn is already packing his bags to head back to North Carolina in January after losing a primary. Boebert and Empty-G are behaving like the long lost sisters of Beavis & Butt-Head, if Mike Judge ever explored the boys' families outside of "Beavis & Butt-Head Do America".

Of course, Boebert, aka Lauren Bow-Wow, gets another Dunce Cap.

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