These things we know are true about Donald John Narcissus Trump:
1. At 76, the oldest man-child in America.
2. He's such a miser, he makes Jack Benny's long running radio & TV persona look like a philanthropist by comparison!
3. Because of this, he's too cheap to pay his lawyers, despite his supposedly being among the wealthiest people in America.
4. The best lawyers won't take him on as a client because he's SOOOOOOOO cheap, refusing to pay his bills. This explains why he has the likes of Alina Habba (Dabba Doo) and Christina Bobb representing him.
Farron Cousins breaks it down.
In light of this, I thought this might be a perfect anthem, not only for Trump's current legal team, but past their prime clowns like Rudy Goofiani and L. Looney Woodchips, courtesy of Judy Collins and The Muppet Show:
As noted in Farron's video, Trump's ego gets in the way of the responsibility to the lawyers who have gotten stiffed, including Goofiani and John Eastman. This approach only makes his situation worse than it already is. As if we didn't know that already.
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