Last month, Donald Trump finally found a lawyer that actually has a clue. He paid former Florida Solicitor General Christopher Kise a $3 million dollar advance to represent him. Unfortunately, Kise's advice goes right over the head of the delusional, paranoid, perhaps dementia-ridden former president, so, as Farron Cousins explains, Kise has been sidelined while three less experienced "lawyers" (there's a reason for the quotes) take point.
The word Farron couldn't think of is telegenic. The fact that his three lady lawyers, Lindsay Halligan, Christina Bobbs-her-hair (ex-One America News), and Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo, are telegenic appeals to the child within the man himself. By putting Kise on the sidelines, saving him for another, potentially less important case, Trump is further sinking his own ship.
And remember, he claimed he was a stable genius. Unfortunately, he was also exposed as a vain, pathetic loser in a cookie commercial with the Manning brothers, Peyton & Eli, 13 years ago.
Melania might want to see if Dr. Vinnie Boom Batz is available........
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