Thursday, September 22, 2022

You can't declassify documents via telepathy. Guess who said you could?

 Donald Trump keeps digging deeper into the rabbit hole.

The former president went on Spam Hannity's Fox Shmooze show Wednesday, and tried to claim that he, or any other president, could declassify documents, just by thinking about it. Yeah, right, and pigs will fly.


"WAAAAH! Those documents are mine! I can do what I want with them! WAAAAAH!"

Unfortunately for Citizen Pampers, he made a public case for being shipped off to Bellevue. This after an appeals court reversed Florida judge and Trump sycophant Aileen Cannon's ruling barring the Department of Justice from continuing their criminal investigation into the documents retrieved from Mar-a-Lame-O last month. The appeals court also ruled that there was no evidence (of course) that any documents were declassified, further proof that the worst president of all time didn't have clue one about executing his duties in office, treating it like another business holding.

Earlier Wednesday, NY Attorney General Letitia James filed suit against Trump, Dumb Donald II, Stupid-E, Trust Fund Barbie (Ivanka), and two Trump Organization executives on fraud charges in a civil suit. Trump, predictably, called it a witch hunt. Junior called BS, but the real BS is the Trumps thinking they are above the law after all this time.


"WAAAAHHHH! It's a witch hunt, I tell you! WAAAAHHH!"

And we got this, unsolicited.


"Every time someone says it's a witch hunt, it's bad for our business, and everyone else's. Mr. Trump needs to wake up to reality."

Stick a fork in the Trump Organization. It's done.

4 comments:

Mike Doran said...

Small clarification:
Since Donald Trump and his sons are putatively male, they are not Witches.
They're Wastards.

hobbyfan said...

Instead of warlocks? Never heard of wastards. Trump uses "witch hunt" so often, I don't think he really knows what it means, and I was making a joke about it, hence the picture of Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina.

Mike Doran said...

I was making a joke too.
I stole it from a '60s comedy:
Guy to Gal: "You witch!"
Gal to Guy: "You wastard!"
Say it aloud.
Then think about it ...

hobbyfan said...

Ok, I get it.