Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Dunce Cap Award: Anthony Mazzio

 "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!"---From "Keep Your Eye on The Sparrow", sung by Sammy Davis, Jr. on Baretta in the 70's.

It's turning out that some of these geeks that stormed the Capitol nearly 2 years ago, when faced with jail time, turn into a bunch of whimpering, whiny little toddlers. Just like their idol, Donald Trump.

Take the case of Anthony Mazzio of Dothan, Alabama, for example. A family man, Mazzio can't bear to be away from home for the holidays, and wants his 60-day sentence delayed until after New Year's.

Farron Cousins explains why this is a bad idea.


Good grief! At the end of the day, Mazzio is a wimp. Like, dude, you should've stayed home instead of driving to Washington on January 6, 2021, following the summons from a man-child with even worse self-control than your own. 

To borrow from another television show of years past, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it. You just didn't think things through. Then again, MAGA GOPers don't think.

That said, Mazzio gets one of these:


He probably hasn't had one of those since grade school.

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