We have suggested, very strongly, that the GOP's new mascot should be a gopher instead of an elephant, because what they're doing these days is an insult to the traditions of the Grand Old Party, and no elephant worth its memory would want to be associated with such trash.
Now, we don't know the theme of the Republican Party when they have their conventions every four years, but it wouldn't hurt to replace it something a little more appropriate, like this old chestnut:
It fits, since GOPers like Empty-G, Goofy Gosar, Lauren Bow-Wow, and Citizen Pampers are human cartoon characters anyway.
And, speaking of Empty-G, per Farron Cousins, it seems she had a hissy fit over recent conspiracy theories surrounding the attack on 82 year old Paul Pelosi last Friday being debunked.....
The truth hurts, doesn't it, Empty-G? David DePape, 42, while pleading not guilty to attacking Pelosi, gave a full confession, which tosses every last mindless, pea-brained conspiracy theory out the door with the bath water. That's what's called owning your situation. Unfortunately, Empty-G and her friends can't have that. What they decided to do was not only hijack DePape's 15 minutes to extend their own, but discredit him at the same time by trying to alter his character.
I recommend an IQ test for every GOPer in office come January. If you fail, you be gone!
2 comments:
"The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"
That's the song you've cited above.
It's an oldie-but-a-goodie, dating back to the early '30s (long before Warner Bros. started using it on the cartoons).
The lyrics are a sweetly funny love song, kinda cute actually ...
... but look it up for yourself - there are a whole bunch of versions available at YouTube (some might surprise you)!
I think the Three Stooges did one version. Using it from an open to a WB cartoon was the hook, here, though. It fits the Republicans like a glove.
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