When they passed out the brains, where was Charlie Kirk? Nowhere near a church, so what right has he to tell America's "it couple" what to do?

 Conservative dipstick "Choo Choo" Charlie Kirk decided to throw cold water on the engagement of singer Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs star & cereal salesman Travis Kelce, just days before Kelce & the Chiefs leave for Brazil for their season opener vs. the LA Chargers.

He only quotes the Bible when it suits his needs.

Kirk, who has never been mistaken for a brain surgeon, is insisting that Swift "submit herself" to Kelce, referencing several Bible passages, including in the Apostle Paul's letter to the Ephesians. To explain what this chump is suggesting, allow me to quote from Ephesians chapter 5:

"22 Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. 23 For the husband is head of the wife, as also Christ is head of the church; and He is the Savior of the body. 24 Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."

What Kirk is suggesting is that Swift is "not in control" of her 2 year long courtship of Kelce. All he's doing is piggybacking on Swift & Kelce because he thinks it's important to impose Biblical duty on the couple, just to leech off their celebrity. When was the last time you were in a church, punk? I ask because I don't think you know what you're talking about.

That being side, Kirk gets another set of Weasel ears for being a leech and a weasel.