Wednesday, April 1, 2026

No joke: Four judges rule against president Trump on four different cases

 While today is April Fool's Day, president Donald John Pinocchio Trump thinks every day is April Fool's Day, since he deceives his base so, so much.

That being said, it shouldn't surprise anyone that the oldest baby in America is whining that he can't build his precious ballroom at the White House after a judge told him he had overstepped his bounds.

Judge Richard Leon, a George W. Bush appointee, ruled Tuesday that Trump had overstepped his authority by destroying the East Wing of the White House last year, just so he could have a ballroom, even though, if memory serves, the East Wing had a ballroom in it, in the first place.

Trump's argument, baseless as usual, is that he doesn't need Congressional approval for any of his vanity projects.


"WAAAHHHHH! I can do whatever I want! WAAAHHHHH!"

No, you can't. He has raised millions of dollars from donors willing to flatter the Orange Ego to get on his good side. He's a professional grifter, you idiots. Judge Leon sided with the National Trust for Historic Preservation.

Now, you know that Trump doesn't like being told, "no", on anything. The White House is not his personal property, unlike the land he owns in New York, Palm Beach, etc.. He had no right to destroy the East Wing, just to satisfy a fever dream of his. He wants Mar-a-Lago North, but watch. Once he's out of office, the ballroom, if it's completed at all, will either be torn down, or reconfigured into the new East Wing, and put to better use.

Judge Timothy Kelly declined a bid from Team Pampers to dismiss a suit which claims resident quack Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the Department of Health & Human Services broke the law by declining Freedom of Information Act requests.


"WAAAAH! What we do is on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know until we tell you. WAAHHH!"

The cuts to DHHS happened a year ago, challenged by CREW (Citizens for Responsibility & Ethics in Washington). The suit is going forward, meaning more whining from Trump is coming.

Judge Randolph Moss said that Trump could not terminate funding for PBS & National Public Radio, stating that it violates the 1st Amendment. The executive order, signed in May is unconstitutional, and has been permanently blocked. Fans of PBS & NPR are rejoicing.

Finally, Judge Amit Mehta is allowing a suit connected to the 1/6/21 riots to move forward. You'll recall that Trump tried to claim presidential immunity, but, as a beaten incumbent candidate, he has no immunity.


"WAAAHHH! I was screwed! WAAAAH!"

No, you weren't, you pathetic sore loser. Your mishandling of COVID cost you the election. Five years later, we have to tell you again to get over it, but you won't listen. If you'd won, you wouldn't be in Washington right now.

With the onset of old age comes the knowledge that Trump just refuses to read anything. Blame it on his ego, and how he was raised, knowing it will lead to his final downfall.